Starving, but the refrigerator is over there and the internet is right here. (Also the gifs I post are not made by me unless noted, thank you original creators for accepting my technical ineptitude!)
i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.
so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they’ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.”